The Marriage of Gordon and Jade

"Mr and Mrs Gordon and Jade Goody-Brown" has such a nice ring to it that I'm tempted to explore the possibility of this union, especially as the Union of Scotland and England is open to question just now.

First of all, however, my apologies to Sarah, but second marriages (and indeed subsequent ones), particularly to younger women, are all the thing just now. I'm sure you'll get a good settlement. Jade, after all, has alot of money herself.

Indeed, this is one reason I think she would make Gordon a good wife. After a crash course in political correctness (something Gordon and his Gang are so good at), Jade could make a start on Labour Party fund raising : plenty of good work for her to do there.

In my crystal ball, I see a splendid party at Beckingham Palace. The entry of the new Prime Minister and his Wife - Mr and Mrs Gordon and Jade Goody-Brown - is announced with a fanfare of music (1997 and all that again !)

....A new soap for Channel 4 perhaps ?